I Am Still Not Joining

I get so many requests to join FB. Lately some of the requests have been compelling and indeed made me curious. I thought perhaps I should join, or at least check it out. Late one night I went on and checked it out. Some what interesting - nothing really wowzing but I know you have to be a full member of the cult to experience all its glory. Well of course I strayed and looked up the ex. I only saw the photo and needed to go no further. In the he said he said game - he told me I had never done nothing for him and I told him I supported him during two unemployment episodes, helped him look for, apply to and PAY for school, look for and interview for new jobs and most of all actually assisted him in getting style. I dunno who really won that game as I am still going on about it. I can recognize my flaws. Why am I ranting? Well in the pic he, which was newer as I never saw it before - he was wearing a shirt that I gave him. Three years later and still his only clothes with style I purchased. I know - get the fuck over it but trust me I really only bring it to this forum as it satiated my FB curiosity - the answer is no. If I am going to join a club it will be Hair Club for Men all the way for me baby. I think me rocking a 'fro would be much more enjoyable.