Ok so as promised here is the rest of this insane story!I told the crazy midwestern chick that I would give her a full refund for what she paid for the Heroes dvd - because of my freely admitted error - but that I would not refund the $5 she paid in postage. I also said that she could keep the dvds and do with them as she will. Although I am quite certain her mother is also her aunt - you follow that? - she took my very fair deal.
Happy to be free of the torture that is know as Heroes I gleefully moved on with my life. One week later this corn fed freak sends me an email and states she can not get rid of the dvds and would like a refund for the $5 shipping that I did not give her back. I returned to her the message where she agreed to my proposition and advised her to ship me back the dvds and once received I would refund the shipping charges that it took to get the dvds out to crazyland and back. I have not heard from the nut case since.
I actually hope the damn dvds show up as I already have a plan to douse them in lighter fluid and revel in the pure delight of seeing them melt into the hell from which they came.
I am sorry to sound so cranky as I can understand it was my fault. I should be much more forgiving as the meth problem obviously has a stronger grip on the midwest than I ever imagined.
I fucking hate Heroes.
2 comments:
i'm sorry to laugh but you've made this whole story quite humorous in your all so infamous Scott Style.
I personally think you should send them through the shredder and then send them back to where they came, unmarked.
Back to the original demon from which it came. If you do decide to set them on fire - please do it in the middle of the desert to create this sort of burning of the damned all more realistic. Maybe you should wait till I show up and maybe I should bring my video camera......A whole new twist to the blog
You are so funny! I'll be thinking about Gertie in her gingham dress all day, pulling her hair out over that 5 dollars! xoxoox
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