Pineapple Head

The other night I was out and found someone of interest. He was handsome and enjoyable to speak with. Good looking, interesting and best part of all, age appropriate as he was one year older than me. Happy, happy, joy, joy - right? Nope - crazy people. It was late and I was tired and headed home. He walked me out and it was nice because then we talked a bit more and actually did not have to yell to be heard. He then asked me to go back to his house and I politely declined, however I asked for his phone number. He said NO. He asked a again for me to go with him to his house. I told him I would prefer his number so I could call and make plans for another night soon. He said "NO tonight only". You know I really am nice but people always misconstrue that for a walk over and just push me to far. I mean what the hell was that all about - what was it a going out of business sale? Anyway my response was a firm can clearly annoyed, "No thanks Jeffrey Dahmer" followed by a very common and well understood hand gesture. I am all good with it now and guess it was a compliment. Today the only thing I think about all this are the words, "pineapple head"!