Errrrrr

My computer is acting up and it is driving me NUTS! I am so not tech savvy but I am going to rise to this challenge. I worked on it all Saturday afternoon and think I got it to a better place although it is just not the same as before. Trust me the words, "piece of shit" came flying out of my mouth too many times that day to count. But then I found this caption and it could not be any truer! On Sunday my friend from work, Juan Carlos, came over to help me wash the floor. I love my Dyson but trust me I loved Juan Carlos shirtless helping me clean a helluva lot more than watching my Dyson clean!!! We moved ALL the furniture out of my kitchen and living room. It was all over my bedroom and deck too, totally looked like I was having a yard sale. We swept and vacuumed everywhere. We windexed all the pictures and removed every cobweb from the corners. We steam cleaned the floor to perfection and then I polished all the furniture before we put it back. So although I look at computer and can only think of taking a hammer to it --- my house is spotless - I love it. Naturally I am not stupid and told him he can come over anytime to help me clean shirtless. Hell he can do anything he wants shirtless at my house.