Skinny Bitch Part 2

I was out and about looking for a birthday present for my nephew that will be 17 very soon. As I was sorting through some clothes I came across a Volcom shirt, size small, for only 5 bucks. My nephew is super fit and trim and plays a lot of sports but he still wears a large. Then Oscar dawned on me. He loves stuff from the "otro lado" (other side) because it makes his friends jealous. 5 bucks was too good of a deal to pass up but as I held up the shirt and looked at how small it was, I just kept thinking - there is no way this is gonna fit. I still bought it and gave it to him. He put it on right away and it fit perfectly, of course! He was so excited - Volcom shirts are usually 20 bucks here and like 40 there and they are really in with the young skate crowd. Really he was wetting himself and the whole time I am just starring thinking - that shirt fit him?!? It looked like a freaking baby's bib to me and it fit him. We then went off to Carl's Jr where he proceeded to consume a double western burger and extra large fries as I drank a water - OMG I was so glad for him that I was not carrying my blade with me that night. I am pleased he is happy but I will admit that I am cursing his name right now as I am off to the gym. Skinny bitch!