LOST: One Ms. Dew Droppenheimer. Last seen in Saugus trying to protect the poor employees of Kane's Donuts from the ravenous LOU who was supremely pissy that they had run out of maple frosted glazed donuts. LOU was determined to unleash her fury but Dew without one ounce of caring for her own welfare or well being stepped right in to defend the terrified blue haired counter help. Since then, nada! I am worried, I am concerned, and I am jealous as I too want a donut. I sent Dew sardines thinking that would do the trick to coax her out of hidding but I fear the postman might have absconded with them. Dew, Dew where are you! Please come back to me. REWARD OFFERED! (Which is one bag of either onion or blueberry bagels - see post below).
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
All Points Bulletin
LOST: One Ms. Dew Droppenheimer. Last seen in Saugus trying to protect the poor employees of Kane's Donuts from the ravenous LOU who was supremely pissy that they had run out of maple frosted glazed donuts. LOU was determined to unleash her fury but Dew without one ounce of caring for her own welfare or well being stepped right in to defend the terrified blue haired counter help. Since then, nada! I am worried, I am concerned, and I am jealous as I too want a donut. I sent Dew sardines thinking that would do the trick to coax her out of hidding but I fear the postman might have absconded with them. Dew, Dew where are you! Please come back to me. REWARD OFFERED! (Which is one bag of either onion or blueberry bagels - see post below).
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