Scandalous Bitch

When Matt was here we made plans to go to latin night at a club in SD with my little buddy mister. Having Matt here is always great as he is such a good designated driver so I can go more crazy than normal - not that I need alcohol to be crazy lol. Well Rick was in an even more super mood than normal and the fun started off right away as he told us this silly story of how he burned beans that he was cooking and forgot about almost burning his place down. He spent most the day after that with his new best friend Fabreeze. We went to a bar to warm up first and met the now infamous Reza. Reza was there with some older men and did not like Rick at all. Rick decided this was a mess worth playing with. I tried to speak casually with Reza but he just gave odd answers and looked the whole time like he was praying for a knife to magically appear in his hand. It got to the point where Rick was sitting on Reza's lap and it was then I knew we need to leave!

Once at the club Rick disappeared into the midst of the dance crowd as Matt and I checked out the very nice scenery. It was all good but Rick really tied one on! Last time I saw him that drunk he ended up in INS so I got a bit protective, although I know he is a man and can take care of his own. We ended up leaving and getting Mexican food. Much to our surprise, Rick ate an enormous amount of Mexican food and was a hot mess the whole time. We created an impression for sure at that restaurant which I will never return to now.

We walked back to my car and had a smoke and Rick decided he would lay down on some other car (see picture). As Matt drove him to his house he decided he wanted to surprise his boyfriend - it was 2:30am by now. Not thinking it was a good idea we still brought him by. He could not remember the code so he climbed the front gate - the whole time me standing there and saying, "Do you really want to do this?". Well he eventually got up and over and to the door. He fumbled around til he found the hidden key any yet could not get it in the door to open it. Eventually I got him to return so we could get him to his own place.

At his place I walked him to the his door to make sure he got in ok, was safe and my job would be done. I did get him in and while at the doorway I told him, "Now you close this door, get in bed and stay there till tomorrow. Be good, I love you, you are a good man". He raised his head, focused with all his might and said to me, "You're a scandalous bitch". I died laughing of course and then he said he loved me and gave me a kiss.

Poor Matt - two drunks in one night and one miscellaneous crazy man that luckily was not in possession of any sharp weapons. I fear Rick did not make a good first impression with Matt I am sure the next time Matt visits and the cast of characters unfolds again -- Matt will get to know the Rick I normally spend time with.