
Monday, July 26, 2010
Day One Redux

Sunday, July 25, 2010
The Other Shoe Drops

When we showed up - I was very happy in general but also a bit more so than normal because of spending a bit too much time with a large amount of Absolut. At the fund raiser I bought like a million raffle tickets (serious) and although there was like a thousand prizes (serious) I won nothing. So I bid on a date with Rick - how fun I thought! Then I got out bid on that, WTF???? At this time it dawned on my blurred mind - why bid on a date with mister I see him all the time - I am going to bid on his boyfriend as this was my first time meeting him in person - so I did. After I went on over and introduced myself. In speaking with Rick I already knew his bf was from Billerica and I used to work with his mother at the Bldg - because my world literally has the diameter of a fucking dime -- is that too strange. His mom totally remembers me too. Well thanks to my Swedish beverage indullgence I was ever MORE talkative than normal. Yadda, yadda, yadda --- the poor guy. And then I won the bid and the date with him -- oh he looked sooooo scared. I gave him a hug and kiss. We are going out on Thursday. Rick is not invited.
I guess I could have made a better impression although is it really that bad that I said, "I'm going out with your man! I am going out with your MAN!" about a hundred times (serious).
Scandalous Bitch
Once at the club Rick disappeared into the midst of the dance crowd as Matt and I checked out the very nice scenery. It was all good but Rick really tied one on! Last time I saw him that drunk he ended up in INS so I got a bit protective, although I know he is a man and can take care of his own. We ended up leaving and getting Mexican food. Much to our surprise, Rick ate an enormous amount of Mexican food and was a hot mess the whole time. We created an impression for sure at that restaurant which I will never return to now.
We walked back to my car and had a smoke and Rick decided he would lay down on some other car (see picture). As Matt drove him to his house he decided he wanted to surprise his boyfriend - it was 2:30am by now. Not thinking it was a good idea we still brought him by. He could not remember the code so he climbed the front gate - the whole time me standing there and saying, "Do you really want to do this?". Well he eventually got up and over and to the door. He fumbled around til he found the hidden key any yet could not get it in the door to open it. Eventually I got him to return so we could get him to his own place.
At his place I walked him to the his door to make sure he got in ok, was safe and my job would be done. I did get him in and while at the doorway I told him, "Now you close this door, get in bed and stay there till tomorrow. Be good, I love you, you are a good man". He raised his head, focused with all his might and said to me, "You're a scandalous bitch". I died laughing of course and then he said he loved me and gave me a kiss.
Poor Matt - two drunks in one night and one miscellaneous crazy man that luckily was not in possession of any sharp weapons. I fear Rick did not make a good first impression with Matt I am sure the next time Matt visits and the cast of characters unfolds again -- Matt will get to know the Rick I normally spend time with.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Momma's Boy
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Love the Ladies
Manholes are the Best
MIss You
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Totally Grew On Me
I was so excited waiting for the new Scissor Sisters album and then they put out the disapointment called Invisible Light and I was concerned. Well here is Fire for Fire and all has been redeemed!!! This song has reached number one on Scott's Kitchen playlist which means I cannot stop jumping around in my kitchen to it! They just posted concert dates. I contemplated the Boston show as the drama of the band would blend well with the drama of the concert attendees there - HA just teasing. But alas - I purchased tix to the LA show, so y'all get ready my bitches. Click play and dance round the kitchen with me!
Mister Matt
By mid week I was more than up for the hijinx that are the hallmark of a Mister Matt visit. Out came the cast of regular lunatics and fun was had for all. There was some new additions to the cast - like Matt got to meet Mister and WE all got to meet Reza in one of the most surreal encounters I have had in the longest time. Matt also got to see me in action being as he called it, "the mayor of TJ". I am a friendly guy what can I say. I am going to start posting regularly so will put more details of the fun but if you see Matt make sure to ask that "scandalous bitch" to dance like Angel!
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Call Off the Rescue Dogs!
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