Michelle's Memories

The dinner party, you made Cindy cook. The other Michelle, SplitEnz and Tom.

Editors Note: I remember this party -- was Kim Cullivan there? How about Kym Calvo? Although I think Kym Calvo was at the second one where I made Matt cook? Anyway I clearly remember the other Michelle - what a crazy! Her mother was Caroline and we all worked at Bldg 19 - the brother too but can't remember his name. Doesn't matter since they all had fake names because of some insane divorce case story - who knows. BUT I do remember Michelle's boyfriend's name - Patrick. He was soooooo cute!!!!! They all went to ULowell. He drove a Firebird and me and my friend Gail (remember her) called him Potato Pants - I am sure everyone can figure out where that nickname came from. Tom adored Michelle but I was in love with Patrick. Oh so twisted - all of it --- what a memory. The Bldg 19 days - god, that was like 5 lifetimes ago. I do not recall the SplitEnz reference though - hmmm.

Heroes Bites

Ok so as promised here is the rest of this insane story!

I told the crazy midwestern chick that I would give her a full refund for what she paid for the Heroes dvd - because of my freely admitted error - but that I would not refund the $5 she paid in postage. I also said that she could keep the dvds and do with them as she will. Although I am quite certain her mother is also her aunt - you follow that? - she took my very fair deal.

Happy to be free of the torture that is know as Heroes I gleefully moved on with my life. One week later this corn fed freak sends me an email and states she can not get rid of the dvds and would like a refund for the $5 shipping that I did not give her back. I returned to her the message where she agreed to my proposition and advised her to ship me back the dvds and once received I would refund the shipping charges that it took to get the dvds out to crazyland and back. I have not heard from the nut case since.

I actually hope the damn dvds show up as I already have a plan to douse them in lighter fluid and revel in the pure delight of seeing them melt into the hell from which they came.

I am sorry to sound so cranky as I can understand it was my fault. I should be much more forgiving as the meth problem obviously has a stronger grip on the midwest than I ever imagined.

I fucking hate Heroes.

First Step

I stayed with him because I was afraid.

I want my old life back because I am afraid.

I want to live my life without so much fear.

Change does not happen - it is created.

I will create the change I need to live my life,

away from the shadow of fear.

J’espère

Don't know where all the time has gone this weekend but I will be updating my blog shortly because I love it. In the meantime please enjoy this intensely beautiful song. C’est mon caractère, j’espère. So true.

I Heart Paula Even More

Paula you just crack me up. Thank for the terrific smiley face car air fresheners it so makes all this Heroes bullshit worth it - because of course you know this story had not ended yet! I have more to post on this damn topic but am going to make you wait. But please do know that for as much as I adore you and my smiley face car air fresheners is as much as I DESPISE Heroes!!!!

Just Cuz He is Hot

Relax It is Only a Rumour

In case anyone believes the false rumour that I no longer listen to music sung in English well listen up, click here, and get your groove on baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ