Run Forest Run!
- He has no interests, hobbies or likes and assumes all yours
- He has never seen a classic film because he prefers movies in color
- He has never seen a foreign film because all that reading is too much work
- He has no long standing friends
- He has dislikes all your long standing friends
- You buy a 3 dollar trinket to give to your friend for no reason other than it makes you think of them and you know they will love it and he says, "You put too much effort into your friends."
- You are at a club and ask him, "Will you dance with me? I love this song!" and he replies, "No, I don't know this song."
- His idea of a romantic evening and quality time is is sitting on opposite sides of the living room watching reality tv shows
- He only has two viable answers to the question "Do you like it?" and they are: "No I don't like it." and "It's ok."
- He has no relationship with and does not speak to his father at all because his father is a controlling asshole. Remember opposites attract -- likes repel.
- He truly feels like he has be dealt a bum hand by life because he was not born wealthy
- He has no passions in life
- He has never been to see any type of live performance on stage
- Just prior to you he dated someone of a gender opposite to your own
- He says that your going to visit your mother once every other week just to see her means that you do too much for her
- He does not have a body builder physique and yet trims his leg and arm hair
- He cannot do anything spur of the moment because it does not give him enough time to decide what to wear
- He uses the phrase "What's the matter" in lieu of saying "I'm sorry I did not hear you. What did you say?"
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